Brett Crudgington

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Brett Writes a Poem!

May 12, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Tsk, tsk, mr dreary eyed hollow man

tough to keep up, huh?

that’s because you’re thin as air

the world will flash you by

with enticements and the glitz

keep buying your status

you’re fooling fucking no one

maybe if you’d comb your hair this way

that girl might see your edge

and if you amass lots of girls

they’ll all flock like birds

and show you more than tits

because if they only knew you

they would lose their minds

with that chimerical lust

or something

but they don’t,

“but its their loss” you say

sure it is

the same way their boyfriends

want to blow their fucking brains out

go out and take charge then

and remake the universe

as you see fit

or at the very least

pretend you live in that

alterable world

guided by your divine and unique insight

preferences, tastes, and goodness

now the image is complete

you are dr. tool-bag anonymous

go fuck yourself

and your too similar brothers of the world

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Oh, Contribute? (Pt. 2)

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

No, instead let’s milk money

from people that have become successful

within the very system we hate,

and use it to further our agenda

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Oh, Contribute?

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Oh, me contribute? No, you see the system

is broken, so why contribute?

Besides, how can I feel good about myself

unless its me and my limitless compassion

versus systemic rot and corrupt overlords?

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Nothing more noble

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Because there is nothing nobler

in this world, than finding ways

to spend other peoples’ money.

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Liberal Arts Major

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Thank you liberal arts major

the world is now so much clearer

The infinite wisdom, grace, and compassion you’ve bestowed

on my benighted and unknowing little head

Who knew that the highest concentration

of evil in the world, is the Republican party?

I didn’t, until you came along

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Nonchalant

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Let’s play it nonchalant

I can take comfort in throwing my

meticulously crafted life to the wind

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High Hopes

October 16, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I had high hopes for you

the sex would have been nice.

When we got drunk together

in our first real life encounter

You didn’t have the attitude I pictured

Nor were you the fantasy I recall

Well, I guess its hard to match that.

Is this the way it is from now on?

A 15 year old in love

experiences the widening of the world

Now I’m just fucking bored.

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