It’s 2am and I’m walking in the west village with my buddy Alex after drinking lots of booze. We’re headed to the lower east side for food when two girls walking toward us stop us in the middle of the sidewalk:
Girl 1 – “Ohh Awwwwww migod you are SOOO cute! Can I spank you???”
Pretty sure no established etiquette exists for these kind of situations. I give her a confused look. Meanwhile her friend looks on, horrified. Then I respond.
Brett – “Sure you can spank me. My ass right?”
Girl 1 – “Yes, what the fuck else would I spank?”
Brett – “Hm, yeah.”
Girl 1 spanks my ass, thanks me, walks away with her friend, and about 20 seconds of silence elapse while Alex and I process what just happened.
I guess I have a nice face or ass or something. Or maybe she was drunk and her judgment was impaired. Whatever. Good for her.
