Dialogues – People Stalking People

So, has she called you back yet?

Negative, it’s been [   ] weeks since we’ve talked.

That sucks.

Yeah, I can’t understand it. We meshed really well.

So what have you been doing since?

Well, engaging in mildly stalkerish behavior. My thinking is that as long as I can acknowledge this behavior in a mildly self-effacing, ironic, and irreverent way, I can essentially counteract the negative connotations of my stalking someone. At least the connotations as they apply to me.

You…wow. Dude. That little bit of over-examination did not help your cause.